Forever Undecided

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Woman v. The Government
  • Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
  • Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
  • Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
  • Government: No.
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WTf this THAT. Ass-guard indeed. Zoom

WTf this THAT.

Ass-guard indeed.


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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY THE CAST OF ‘THE AVENGERS’ [x]

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Alright guys, just saw The Avengers with Hannah and Addie so I’m sorry if my dash is filled with them for a little while.

Because lezbionist, it was perfect.


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Chris’ reaction to Tom getting all the questions during the panel x

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Avengers pick up lines:
  • Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
  • Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
  • Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
  • Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
  • Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
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dragonloafs:

unparalleled-work:

you can’t ship bruce/tony more than them tbh.

this other thing i ship

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